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| ...where his testicles were mauled by enraged wolverines. In other news, our newsroom correspondent is on the scene at a recent robbery. John? | |
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| Thank you Sean. Apparently a man in a McGruff costume injected himself with heroin in front of the security cameras and then proceeded to rob all the stores in this outlet mall. Police are baffled. | |
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