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| Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Now, for my next trick... | |
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| I will now cause my voice to jump from this senile octogenarian who wandered into my costume shop... | |
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The sad thing is, this wasn't the first act of the Open Mic Night to cause the police to be called...
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| To this young child I found playing unattended in the playground by my house last week. | |
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