Ode to Mixed-Gender Friendship

Author: Halcyon

Date: November 27, 2002

by Halcyon
11-27-02
Hello! May I speak to Angie, please?
What?!? No! Who the hell are you?
Well, my name's Hal... I'm a friend and general source of amusement of Angie's... Is she there?
You don't need to know none of that, but if she was she'd be too busy to talk to you, you dummy no-game-having lame guy!
Umm... Do you view me as some sort of threat?
....... ....I'm telling!