|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| Hey Hal, how ya been? How's college? | |
 | |  |
|
 |
 | |  |
| I'm sinking further into debt with each passing semester and further into depression with each night spent listening to my subconscious try to resolve life issues by utilizing matrix multiplication. | |
 | |  |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| Y'know, I had some trouble finding the money to pay for school too. Then I realized, "Hey - there's a lot of really hideous disgusting women out there." | |
 | |  |
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| Why, I was laughing all the way to the sperm bank. | |
 | |  |
|
 |
 | |  |
| Oh genepool lifeguards - Thank God for their noble souls... | |
 | |  |
|
|
|