Cash Flows in Jerky Spurts

Author: Halcyon

Date: October 6, 2003

by Halcyon
10-06-03
Hey Hal, how ya been? How's college?
I'm sinking further into debt with each passing semester and further into depression with each night spent listening to my subconscious try to resolve life issues by utilizing matrix multiplication.
Y'know, I had some trouble finding the money to pay for school too. Then I realized, "Hey - there's a lot of really hideous disgusting women out there."
Why, I was laughing all the way to the sperm bank.
Oh genepool lifeguards - Thank God for their noble souls...