Perfidious Literacy

Author: Halcyon

Date: March 2, 2004

by Halcyon
3-02-04
I found myself at something of a crossroads of reality today. I thought learning to read would be nothing but marvelous...
It never occurred to me it could possibly be the cause of such tribulations...
But today I was shaken down to the very fiber of my being by these symbols which had once been so foreign to me...
...Six words... Six words and everything I'd believed in was thrown into shadow and doubt.
"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter"