World's Worst 9: The Buyer Be There

Author: Halcyon

Date: March 12, 2004

by Halcyon
3-12-04
Uh, to begin...Let me just "break it down" for you... This ain't no nigger shack.
Actually, we're looking for a 'high-assurance' purchaser, and looking at you only assures me of your affinity for pudding snacks.
That was fellati-awesome, but I'm still not donating the house.