All comics by Halzred

 

by Halzred
6-10-04
One day at Game Winners forum in the ABC thread 01_blitzballer, a friend of Halzred, showed him a new forum. UFF.
Hey dude! Check out this cool new forum...
Looks kinda ghey....
So blitz and Halz traveled to UFF together..... the journey was tough.
So...is this place better than GW?
Oh yah dude. They let you have pictures under your name!
So they finally arrived......
Is that it ahead!
Yah dude.

 

by Halzred
6-10-04
So Halz and blitz made themselves at home, making an ABC thread, which boosted their post count.
YUNA!!!
AURON!!!
This went on for some time until l33t SMOD Ness moved it to Fun N Games, where there is no post count.
This thread is moved to Fun N Games....ha ha ha!!!
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Halz flamed Ness and soon after got a scary warning under his name.
NESS YOUR A ******* ******, ***-****

 

by Halzred
6-10-04
Seeing that everyone including blitz had a sig, Halz decided to get one. So he asked the man who made blitz's sig.
Hi, i'm Halz and i was wondering if you could make me a sig cause i heard your really gewd cause you made blitz's sig and that looked gewd......annoy annoy annoy.....can you make me one PLEASE.
I guess
So Cannibal made Halz a l33t sig and Halz shit his pants in the process of waiting.
Alright here's your sig.
OMG IT'S AWESOME I LOVE IT OMG OMG THANKYOU SO MUCH I LOVE YOU CANNIBAL YOUR TEH GAWD OF TEH WEROLD!!!!
So Halz told he best buddeh over the net about his new sig. Then soon after he broke the image cause he's retarded. No one has seen the sig since.
A/S/L ?
14/F/Colorado

 

by Halzred
6-10-04
One night over AIM, Halz told blitz of his new idea...
I think i'll flame Seph, Lezard and Ness and get banned.
Sweet dude.
So Halz flamed out Seph, Lezard and Ness....
Dear Ness and guyz, you suck cock and are ghey. I want you to ban me and i'm an idiot.....that is all.
Halz was then banned from UFF and started his own forums, they failed, so he deleted them. and now he felt very bad of what he had done.
Man these forums suck.....i'm a retard.... :'(
Good-bye my love

 

by Halzred
6-10-04
Halz trully missed UFF, so he had a plan...blitz always liked Halz's ideas, so he went to him.
Blitz i got an idea.....i'm going to re-register another SN and go to UFF.
Sweet Dude.
Halz...hem hem...Squall4000, went to look at what people had said of him.
No one will ever reconize me now..hahaha
Hey, i got an idea lets make fun of Halz here.....lolz....i'm Troak guyz.
So Squall4000 posted flaming, making an ass of himself again. He was then banned again.
ROFLMFAO, omg i remember that....typos....you guyz are ghey again, lolz.
In case no one knew, this is Halz. We have a case of repeated idendity.

 

by Halzred
6-10-04
Halz really missed UFF now, so he went to the source......Forever-Zero
Hi, Foozee. I'm am really sorry about what i did. Can i come back to UFF?
Ummm......no
So Halz cried and cried all night long...but one man had faith in the young boy.
I loved that place.....i miss the ABC's....I MISS THE ABC'S!!!!
Hey kid, it's Lezard Valeth.
So Lezard and Halz talked a very long talk and it resulted in...
Welcome back to UFF Halzred.
Glad to be back Lezard..........ABC'S!!!!

 

by Halzred
6-10-04
Since Halz returned he decided to start making sigs with his good pal blitz.....they made quite a few.
Hey blitz check out all of the horrible none blended cutout sigs i made with PSP7
Awesome, dude.
blitz also made quite a few sigs just like Halz. They posted every new sig and ava they made in a new thread.
Check out all the new sigs and avas i've made. And they each have their own thread.
It's breath taking. I have 20,000,000,000,000 threads on my new graphix now....i'm am totally beating you dude.
Back in the Graphics forum Hybrid got mad and closed all of their threads...Halz was heartbroken.
Alright, you two have gotten out of hand. I NOW CLOSE ALL OF YOURS THREADS.
I am heartbroken...

 

by Halzred
6-10-04
Hanging out around the graphix forum commonly, Halz met a new friend....Marth.
Hey i'm Marth...
Hey.....your sigs kinda suck
Marth felt pretty bad...
Man that hurt pretty bad....
Hey the truth hurts right.
Halz and Marth never really talked again. Soon enough though Halz started to notice that Marth's sig got to be pretty gewd.
God damn it. I hate being nice.
Your telling me...

 

by Halzred
6-10-04
Bored with the forum and everything else happening, blitz decided to leave his forum life.
Halzred....it's time for me to go.
But you can't leave, we are like bread and butter......ok that sounded ghey.
After aplogizing for coming on gheyly, Halz asked why blitz must leave.
Blitz don't go! *Crying*
I must. I need to play FFXI and stuff. But first....
...and so blitz went on a rampage and killed all of the annoying people at UFF.....ok not really i just threw that in.
and now i will make my leave.....good-bye UFF.

 

by Halzred
6-10-04
Now that Halz had no real friend to talk to he had to think of his own ideas. This time he tried to think positive...
Dear, UFF i---
I see that your writing a letter
Halz shooed off the Paperclip guy from Micro Word and got back to work.
God i hate you thing. Leave my room so i can finish writing my letter to Seph telling him how bad his forum is.
Just trying to help....
So Halz finished writing his letter and sent it to Seph.
i can't believe a forum member actually sent a letter to my house......How the hell did they get my address?
Come back into bed Sephy...

 

by Halzred
6-10-04
Seph thought of something to say that would make him sound powerful.
I know you are but what i am?....no no, Um....i have to think.
Sephy...are you ok?
Seph finally thought of something to say and sent it back on E-mail.
Ah so Seph sent something back....Dear Halz, your idea is trash this forum is working well.
Halz understood and sent back a letter of thanks for Seph's time.
Dear Seph---
I see that your writing a letter.

 

by Halzred
6-10-04
Halz was not feeling UFF anymore so he left...
I want to join you, blitz.
Do you think you are ready? Then tell UFF.
So Halz told UFF and people said their good-byes.
Later...
Goodbye, you will truly be missed.
They made their good-byes...
I'll IM ya or something
I will miss them so dearly.-Hybrid................................................ For Hybrid's "real" thought, refer here http://www.uff-forums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=5269

 

by Halzred
6-10-04
Halz was one day bored and posted at UFF. His old internet playground.
Wow, UFF sucks pretty bad now. This palce is a desert.....there are no new posts!
I think i'm finally starting to realize it.......i'll try to fix it.
So Seph tried........no not really....he failed
Ouch......my forum seems hopeless
No it's not.
Seph is surprised to see...
Alright who the hell are you?
bmansn, check for my name within the 100 pages of posters with 0 post count....i'll be there.

 

by Halzred
6-10-04
Seeing that no one realized that UFF sucked Halzred posted a thread revealing the truth. The public was shocked...
Hey guyz, UFF really sucks and i just wanted to tell you guyz.
Fire Cross - Are you serious? OMG, hope is lost!!!
So Halz "left" again....
Good-bye UFF...
GOODY-BYE CRUEL WORLD!!!!!!11
It was big news....
This just in....UFF sucks. Halzred of UFF was bearer of bad news. Many members have passed out and need the service of ambulance. Will UFF ever return?

 

by Halzred
6-10-04
So the story continues...
We are now on the scene of the tragic event with Halzred. Halzred?
Thank-you Monica. As you can see behind me UFF is falling appart and many members are fleeing.
Also, you can see i am wearing a protective suit so i don't catch the negative post count average virus. Back to you Moni-- Whats that!?
...and so he returns
Oh it's only Fire Cross. He always hangs around UFF for some reason.
MICKEY!!

 

by Halzred
6-10-04
So you work for the News Crew now?
Yes but i quit. I have decided to return to UFF for the third time in my history.
But hanyway.....HEY! What are you doing with that knife.
Umm....idk. This forum is hopeless i was just fooling around.
I guess your right.....lets mess around and get our post count raised greatly.
I have flowers for whoever will come and make things right...... i count the minutes until the time comes...

 

by Halzred
6-10-04
Halz and Ficro sit and wait for their savior....
Are you ever going to stop counting the minutes?
No, never. Not until the time comes......144,223,664,876,876
A bright light shone and a figure appear.....
Jesus!?
No even better.....IT'S--
That's right.....I'm back!

 

by Halzred
6-11-04
Since Ness returned he decided to revive the forum...
I think i'll revive this place..... hmm where to start... JRGEN YOUR A SMOD
Thank you Ness, i am honored. Here have this present.
..and he kept going
and i guess Fire Cross can be a Asst. Admin
Then Ness put up Mod nominations...this was Halz's chance to...
this is my chance to tell her how i feel......MOD NOMINATIONS ARE MINE...
Go get em' Tiger...

 

by Halzred
6-11-04
Everyone was nominated at UFF
I nominate Halzred.
Well i nominate SephyCloneNo15
..and it went on forever
VYSE!!!!
MARTH!!!
Halzred didn't post in the thread until the decisions were made...
hey the New Moderators!!! Looks like.... I WON!!!
Good Job Halz! You did gewd sport.

 

by Halzred
6-11-04
So many members were now Mods and were anxious to get on the job...
Alright, welcome to the Staff Mod's... what forums do you want to Mod
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH Luca Cafe BLAH BLAH BLAH Anime BLAH BLAH BLAH
It was confusing until Halz jumped in...
Uh, here guyz.... i made a list of the choices...
Hey, j00ooo ru73.
So everyone got mostly what they wanted and were happy...
WHAT!? I SAID I WANTED LUCA CAFE MORE THAN FUN N GAMES YOUR WORTHLESS PIECES OR TRASH!!!
That wasn't the smartest thing to say...

 

by Halzred
6-11-04
So Halz told blitz of his new accomplishment.
Hey blitz guess what... i'm a Mod now.
Wow, halz. I'm actually happy for you.
You know blitz you should really come back. Even though you visit a little already, full time would be great.
I've thought about it, but i've decide i'm too cool and I like FFXI more. You should come with me Halz... i'll get you a world pass.
Halz thought....
blitz..... if i go..... my hard work will be nothing... i don't know yet.
I'll give you until Season two to think about it... and scary gay super hero.... i'm sorry you couldn't be in the last slide.

 

by Halzred
6-11-04
Wow i'm tired of making those comics...i think i'll take a break for a while.
Good idea partner.
Alright, who the hell are you and why do you keep coming into my comics?
Why i am your consious.
Why the fuck do you look gay!?
I'm and your gay self, cowboy.

 

by Halzred
6-11-04
Alright, can i imagine you to be someone else then?
Yes, you can kido.
Ha ha....sweet. So your not gay anymore?
No no i'm still gay. HO HO HO
Ha ha, alright leave and never come back
Ok, see you on the 25th. HO HO HO.

 

by Halzred
6-11-04
*RING RING*
Hey it's Alison!
Wanna come over and "watch" a movie?
OMG, sure!
So they went to her house...
Hey who's that? He's been watching us all night.
Ah, damn it.... don't look at him....

 

by Halzred
6-11-04
Yah i want to report this guy that keeps following me.
Yes, go on.
OMG, there he is.... don't look at him.
Officer....OFFICER..... HE KILLED EVERYONE..... DAMN YOU SANTA
Merry Christmas!

 

by Halzred
6-11-04
Yo Ness. I've been wondering. WTF IS UNDER THAT BLANKET DUDE!?
Why it is Xolias. I thought you already knew that?
No Ness, its kinda freaky. So we all wanted to know.
If it disturbs you i can let him free. But my physical apperance will dramatically change.
Man it doesn't matter just take him out please. I think it's scaring members away.
Well if it's that serious.... i guess i can sacrifice.

 

by Halzred
6-11-04
I don't understand why my appearance changed but oh well... Xolias.... your free.
Wow, thanks Ness.... hey whats with the cat?
Hey back off man, shes mine.
Whoa sorry.... i'm gonna go now.
Hi, is Halzred home?
Yah come on in.....

 

by Halzred
6-11-04
Hey wait don't go it!
To late.
Gawd, i hope Xolias stops bugging me to put him in the comics after this.
Why hello, Mr. Halzredsen
Get the hell out of my room you damn paperclip. I'm not writing a fucken letter so leave.
But i'm not the paperclip.... i'm Xolias.

 

by Halzred
6-11-04
That's impossible. Your not real. Damn it, why did i have to make a you a paperclip.
I just want to hang out. Thanks for putting me in your comics also.
Alright......blitz can you kill him for me?
No Problem.
So blitz killed Xolias and Xolias never got into Halz's business again.
Hey! Nice Cat you got there!
BACK OFF MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

 

by Halzred
6-11-04
So this is heaven eh?
Yes....
Cannibal... i'm not asking how you died..... but how can i change my apperance. PAPER CLIPS ARE GHEY!!!
Just clap you heals and sing "There's nothing like anal, there's nothing like anal"
"There's nothing like anal, there's nothing like anal" Hey it worked! Thanks Cannibal
"There's nothing like anal, there's nothing like anal" No problem.

 

by Halzred
6-11-04

 

by Halzred
6-11-04
...and so the real season returns...
Damn, i fucked up that last one.
What a faggot.
blitz i can't leave.... i love her too much!
Love who too much?
UFF blitz, UFF. I can't leave. She still needs me and my SPAM A LAM
Then i think i'll kill you!

 

by Halzred
6-11-04
NOOOO!!!!!
DIEEEE!!!!!
NOOOO!!!!!!!11
I have to get another job...
ow.....
Alright, who the hell are you and why did you take a bullet for me?

 

by Halzred
6-12-04
Halz was curious of who would take a bullet for him....
.........
Alright, i'm leaving.
So Halz left to go back to UFF
Hey Ness. Nice Cat!
BACK OFF!!!!!!!!111
I brought you here to tell you that i am retiring Halzred's Story until interesting stuff happens at UFF again.... good-bye
..... Osamaaa?

 

by Halzred
6-12-04
When Halz decided flame Ness and guyz he was banned. What you didn't see was Seph's and Halz's convo...
thanks, Seph for banning me.
fe saver.... did you have a nervous break down or something
I'm spiderman
I guess you did, I thougt you were going to be a good member
i just wanted out bud
so you decided to insult people who did absolutely nothing to you?

 

by Halzred
6-12-04
Gawd Seph had a lot of typos.... i'll just edit them out.
What a faggot...
Your a vaginis.
Did you just call me a vagina?
It looks like a vagina but on the inside mangles a tiny little penis
Sounds pretty gewd right about now.

 

by Halzred
6-12-04
So the conversation continued...
Son of a bitch.
Your too young to say bitch!
I am going to just pretend I know what you are talking about
Then pretend your a woman in a man's body.
Aren't we a bit to old for imaginary games
You might be...

 

by Halzred
6-12-04
and again...
How many days does it take to empty you anus with the splooge?
Wow, i've never really thought about that..
I want to be friends.
I believe I am done talking to you.
... and now the story is over..... or is it?
Well, now that thats over with, i can officially retire Halzred's Story..... good-bye.
But Halz...... you can't forget..... can you?!

 

by Halzred
8-10-04
It had been a while since things happened around UFF, until....
hmmm......i think i'll hold a graphics contest.
Does he honestly think i care?
So he announced it
Alright UFFer's whoever wants to signup can
I'll sign up, even though i have never made a proper sig before.
I'll sign up, even though i'm a n00b to graphics.
Alright so we got jrgen and sora..... what a crowd.

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