How Glenn Beck Survived.

Author: Hammer55

Date: November 15, 2009

by Hammer55
11-15-09
Why have you returned empty handed?
Sorry boss, I just couldn't do it.
What do you mean? It was all set!! Glenn Beck's appendix was ready to burst! We could have had him.
Well, I kinda got to know the guy and to be honest, he doesn't seem to be our type.
Not our type? How so?
He wears that damn tri-corner hat, his lips are always wet and looking like he's ready to drool, and he's an ass. I did us a favor. You don't want to work with him for an eternity.