Where No Man Has Gone Before Lunch

Author: Hangdog

Date: April 16, 2001

by Hangdog
4-16-01
Captain's log, gaydate 69.69.25or624: the starship Harvey Milk is on patrol in the Neutral Zone, when...
What do you make of this, Mr. Spunk?
Fascinating, Captain--it appears to be a Romulan Catholic "Inquisitor"-class warship.
Sound general quarters! Mr. Dzerkhov, prepare protein torpedoes!
Keptin, our forwart deflector shilds are already owerloadet!!
Dammit, Slutty, I need more gayness!!!
CAP'N I'M GIVIN' YE ALL I'VE GOT HUGALUGHALUGHALUG!!!