Monster M*A*S*H

Author: Hangdog

Date: July 7, 2001

by Hangdog
7-07-01
So you were John Travolta's body thetan? Wow, that must've been interesting!
Oh, that's nothing: lemme tell you about the time Xenu had us play "sardines" in that volcano...
Look, YOU don't say anything about sushi, and I won't say anything about cabrito barbecue, alright?
o/~ "Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly..."o/~--I'm sorry, were you saying something?
Tell me honestly: do I look like I've gained weight?
Oh, shit--not THAT question again; I HATE it when she asks that question...