Jim Davis, 2000 Year Old Cartoonist

Author: Hans_Gruber

Date: November 19, 2003

by Hans_Gruber
11-19-03
Howdy stranger... Didja by any chance catch the antics of Opie and Garfield in yesterday's gazette? It jabbed me in the ribs, it did...
Does Opie know how to do what I am doing at this very second, hm?
Well pardner... Dunno if I can rightly answer that question with my cursory knowledge of the strip.
Then by all means, conduct a cattle-drive through Jim Davis's anus. He and his creations are banal!
Yer gonna wish you never said that about my friends...