Buyin' Condoms

Author: Hans_Gruber

Date: November 23, 2003

by Hans_Gruber
11-23-03
Buying condoms this very moment at a CVS in downtown Atlanta...
Um... Hello. I would like to buy this spindly little sea creature sealed in tin foil...
After filling it with water and poking tiny holes into its delicate skin, I will make a delightful play toy for my Brahmin children...
Infidel pervert.
Yes. I know.