Buyin' Condoms: The Amish

Author: Hans_Gruber

Date: November 23, 2003

Buyin' Condoms: The Amish by Hans_Gruber 11-23-03
Buying condoms this very moment at a CVS outside the Ozarks... Oh, sister, these artificial teats will be the perfect prosthetic for my cow Bessy...	See, Bessy lost her udders in a barn-raising mishap...	You'll burn like the rest of us, Weedy. (Gulp) Ever see 'Witness'?