Last Man On Earth

Author: Hans_Gruber

Date: November 24, 2003

by Hans_Gruber
11-24-03
After our trip to Alpha Centauri, we've returned to a barren lifeless Earth... ravaged by the MTV Style Wars of 2064.
Looks like you and I will have to repopulate the damn place.
Unfortunately, my penis is still the girth and essential shape of a large cockerspaniel. These next few years will be hellishly painful for you, Monkey Bitch...
Sniff.