Buyin' Condoms: Wile E. Coyote

Author: Hans_Gruber

Date: December 15, 2003

by Hans_Gruber
12-15-03
... so you see, my dear lady, Acme rubber can simply not hold against the raw 'velocitude' (sic) of the animal Roadus Runnerus...
Hence, my need for good strong ribbed condom rubber! Which will, ahem, be melted down to its constituent... um...
Meep.
Miss?