James Whale: Monster-Buggerer

Author: Hans_Gruber

Date: December 16, 2003

by Hans_Gruber
12-16-03
Horror film director James Whale ravishes yet another dim-witted succubus outside Los Angeles...
Hmmm, yes, delightful... May I sketch you?
Me? Me monster? You want sketch?
(Chuckle) Why, yes. You've got a remarkable phallis.
What "phallis"?
His eloquence is his ruse.
It's Bhutanese for "drop your knickers and get on your knees"...
Me no see why not...