James Whale: Monster-Buggerer

Author: Hans_Gruber

Date: December 16, 2003

by Hans_Gruber
12-16-03
Horror film legend James Whale seduces yet another abomination in the Universal Studios backlot...
You there... insect. I'd be delighted if you'd take a dip in my pool...
Bzzzzzzz.
I see.
Bzzzzzzz.
Well, tell that hoary queen, Cronenberg, that I've been having trouble with my transmission and perhaps he'd like to come over and FUCK IT!
Bzzzzzzz.