The Short Happy Afterlife of Billy Barty

Author: Hans_Gruber

Date: December 18, 2003

by Hans_Gruber
12-18-03
Oh boy oh boy oh boy... Dead! Where's St. Peter... I gotta give God a piece of moi mind...
Wh-?
God is dead. You will reside for eternity in his decomposing lower intestinal tract.
I'd like to file a formal complaint...
Your midgethood is the least of my concerns, little man.