Chopsticks!

Author: Hans_Gruber

Date: December 19, 2003

by Hans_Gruber
12-19-03
Today, we will attain the 'feast of the chocolate starfish' position... Why are you blushing, my faithful?
'Feast of the chocolate starfish'?
Yes. It will bring us three hundred and forty-nine steps closer to Shambala...
Isn't 'chocolate starfish' gay for 'asshole'?
Hush, and strip. We're streaming live in thirty-seconds...
I thought that Buddha statue looked conspicuously like a web cam...