Chopsticks!

Author: Hans_Gruber

Date: December 19, 2003

by Hans_Gruber
12-19-03
Yes, my pupil. It is time I taught you the ancient secret art of levitation...
Oh, what wonderful joy! Today, I truly smell the clean mountain air of Agartha (navel of the earth)!
Take off your robe and sit on this sacred platform...
But master, that's not a platform. That's an almost perfect rubber replica of your penis...?
It's well-lubed, if that's what you're concerned about.
Is that a web cam buried inside it?