Chopsticks!

Author: Hans_Gruber

Date: December 19, 2003

by Hans_Gruber
12-19-03
To truly levitate, you must first imagine a snowy field on the surface of the sun...
I see it, master!
Now get on your stomach and bay like a wounded ram!
Baaaaaaa! Baaaaaaa!
Good. That truly levitated me, in a manner of speaking.
My hate for you is as black as your scotum, master.