James Whale: Monster-Buggerer

Author: Hans_Gruber

Date: December 29, 2003

by Hans_Gruber
12-29-03
As a young man, James Whale would often find himself in awkward situations with lady friends...
Um, well you see... Lucy, my dear... You must excuse me for one moment.
Why, of course, James. Prime the pump. Piddle your diddle. Whatever you require...
Fortunately, a dose of absinthe remedied his maladroit sexual proclivities...
Ah, there we are... Now then, get on your knees, morose starlet!
Oh, James...
The effect did not last long.
It looks as if I'm... finished. Well, then, I hope I've pleased you, you rotting fetid thing...
*blink*