The Scions, Starring Kevin Pollack

Author: Hans_Gruber

Date: February 5, 2004

by Hans_Gruber
2-05-04
Hardened priest Timmy Bellows and savant Bobby Triscuit have been confined for an eternity in God's abdomen by some fluke in divine judgement...
Why, Father Tim?
Cuz God needs somebody to help him digest dem sinners...
Sniff.
Mondays at 8 on USA
Shhhh. Don't waste dem tears, Bobby.
Please die.