Mr. Magic!

Author: Hans_Gruber

Date: August 26, 2005

by Hans_Gruber
8-26-05
For my next act, I'll need a volunteer from the audience...
What's up, bitch! Hoobstank, motherfucker! Ha ha ha! Go Wisconsin!
I must warn you- this is no parlour trick. It might be humiliating- you might be hypnotized to, say, do the naked Chicken on your buddy's face over there...
Why not! It's his birthday, dog! He's the shit!
Excellent, excellent. First, in preparation, I must eat a newborn human baby...