Captain whiteguy and the fly part 1:The first part

Author: Happycakeman

Date: January 1, 2002

by Happycakeman
1-01-02
So i says to my wife...HEY WIFE, MAKE ME SOME GODDAMN GRUBS! and shes like FUCK YOU MR FLY GUY IM OUTTA HERE!
Intresting
And then after she left, i took the kids into my wardrobe, locked it, then set fire to it, while jacking off to some gay porn
I see
So uh...i was wondering...will you go out with me?
Sure!