National Masturbation Month

Author: Hari_Nezumi

Date: May 24, 2005

by Hari_Nezumi
5-24-05
Um...Adam...where are you're clothes?
Don't you know? It's National Masturbation Month! So strip down and get down! And National Masturbation Day is this Saturday.
No thanks. I'll keep my clothes on.
Why? Scared you'll get in trouble? The Fuzz can't do anything. That'd be like arresting all those who wear Christmas sweaters in December.
Hey there handsome. You know what Saturday is?
Um... National Keep-Your- Hands-To-Yourself Day?