The Adventures of Larry O'Conor, Door-to-Door Salesman

Author: Hari_Nezumi

Date: July 2, 2005

by Hari_Nezumi
7-02-05
OK...loosen up. Don't be nervous. Just sell the product and leave.
May I help you?
Hello good sir! I'm selling...uh...
Selling what?
Well, I'm selling bacon grills and well, I guess you wouldn't be interested.
Is it that obvious that I'm Jewish?