The Adventures of Larry O'Conor, Door-to-Door Salesman

Author: Hari_Nezumi

Date: July 2, 2005

by Hari_Nezumi
7-02-05
So how's the selling bizz treating ya?
Eh, not good, Joe. Not good at all.
Really? Well, I don't know much about salesmanship, but I heard somehwere that a good salesman is agressive and firm.
Agressive, eh?
YOU'RE GONNA BUY SOME OF THIS CRAP AND YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT, YOU WALKING PIECE OF SHIT!!! DO YOU HEAR ME???
Y-Yes sir...