The Adventures of Larry O'Conor, Door-to-Door Salesman

Author: Hari_Nezumi

Date: July 2, 2005

by Hari_Nezumi
7-02-05
Daddy! There's a man at the door who wants to talk to you!
Perfect. I can flatter the customer by telling them what a beautiful child they have.
May I help you?
Sir, you should be proud. You have a beautiful daughter.
Want her? Ten bucks.
Six.