E! True Hollywood Story: Adam and Eve

Author: Hari_Nezumi

Date: July 10, 2005

by Hari_Nezumi
7-10-05
One day, God was bored so he created some guy named Adam.
Wewt.
But God then realized that alone, Adam would never get blown, and then he'd have nothing to jerk off to, so he created the woman.
Hey, how ya doing?
BANG ME.
Hari, I heard you got to teach Sunday School yesterday, How'd it go?
Well, I made the kids want to come to Church every Sunday. Although it MIGHT be for all the wrong reasons...