Introducing: Quiggly the Puppet Performer!

Author: Hari_Nezumi

Date: October 12, 2005

by Hari_Nezumi
10-12-05
Sir, we've gotten complaints about your "puppet shows" you give the students.
Why?
Well sir, the parents don't think they're "family friendly".
Oh I get it. Some tight wad saw I that had my hand up this fish puppet's "ass" and they think it's anti-Christian or some crap like that, right?
Actually sir, I think they're talking about the part where you jump out and waggle you penis around with "ass candy" written on your chest.
Ah.