The Adventures of Karen, the Magical Talking Cow

Author: Hari_Nezumi

Date: January 28, 2006

by Hari_Nezumi
1-28-06
Hello there, human. What are these "hamburgers" things you hairless apes keep talking about?
Um...they're the ground up and processed meat of slaughtered cows.
You're shittin' me, right?