The Adventures of Larry O'Conor, Door-to-Door Salesman

Author: Hari_Nezumi

Date: February 3, 2006

by Hari_Nezumi
2-03-06
Sir, are you a terrorist?
Um...no...
Then why the FUCK don't you have one of these Grade A Cheese Graters? Don't know when you don't have one of these, Osama Bin Laden eats another handful of babies?
Oh God! I'm sorry! I'll take ten! Just please...save the babies!
Bada-bing.