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| I can't wait to tell the jerks from high school about my CEO position and show them my hot wife. | |
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| I'll go get us some punch, honey. | |
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| Josh McJockenstien! Remember when you used to beat me up daily? Well, I just wanted to let you-- | |
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| Hey, jackass, give me a minute, would you? I've got to tell Tom Cruise to stop begging me to be in my next movie. | |
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| ...what? Well, well, I see no wedding ring on your finger! I guess you're not-- | |
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| Of course I'm not married, dipshit. Then I wouldn't be able to bang chicks left and right, like I just did with that skank in the red dress under the punch table. | |
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