The Hazards of Religious Analogies

Author: Hari_Nezumi

Date: August 14, 2009

by Hari_Nezumi
8-14-09
Let me tell you what, eating one of these burgers is about as close as you're going to come to kissing God.
You're a dick.
Oh come on, don't tell me that offended you.
You knew I didn't have a chance, even before we went out, didn't you?
So we should do this again some time.
Um, well, I don't know, I'm pretty busy with work and stuff...you know what? I'll call you.