H0|_1D@Y F0R TEH NE\/\/ M1|_|_3|\||\|1UM!!!

Author: Haxx0r_K1ng

Date: February 10, 2002

by Haxx0r_K1ng
2-10-02
G00d e\/en1ng, my subjexxt0rz. 1 @m here t0 g1ve j00 @ll @n 1mp0rt@nt @nn0uncement.
\/\/e @re fast @ppr0@ching a t1me 0f celebr@t10n. 1n @ mere +hree d@ys, j00 w1ll celebr@ate "H@ppy H@xx0rz D@y."
1 w1ll r1de @ll 0ver teh intrr@web 0n +he b@ck 0f my re1ndeer, c0llect1ng tr1butes 0f ch0c0late eggz @nd v@lentine comix!
And if you don't show the King your proper love, I'll make poo-poos on your porches.