Comedy, COMEDY part 000000010

Author: HeavyDuty

Date: May 30, 2003

by HeavyDuty
5-30-03
Father I need to Confess.... I had intercourse 13 times last night
That is all right my son.... You are married are you not?
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa!!!! Hold the boat. We can't go there.
Oh yes we can... It's in your contract. Now hush! and let us enjoy.
HELL no! I'm not even Catholic.... I just wanted to tell somebody!!
Why me Lord? Why?....? There's never an Alter Boy around when you need one.