Comedy, COMEDY part ELEVEN

Author: HeavyDuty

Date: June 13, 2003

by HeavyDuty
6-13-03
Place: The hOly Land. -------------------- Event -- Mother-in-law just died.
Sir. We can ship her to the states for $5,000 or bury her here for $150.
Ship HER! Ship HER now!
But sir, the cost. We can do it especially nice right her for less.
Listen! You buried a guy 2000 years ago here and he came back to life. I just can't take that chance.
And.. yet another Mother-in-Law joke. Rests in Peace.!.!.!.!