Comedy, COMEDY 13,Thirteen, 1, 3

Author: HeavyDuty

Date: August 1, 2003

by HeavyDuty
8-01-03
Oh, NO! You got to be kidding. I'm not taking part in another "Blonde" Joke
Doctor, I need help! I have to lose 20 pounds in 30 days or I loose my modeling contract.
Well, you look to be in great shape. Run 10 miles a day for 30 days and you'll have lost the weight needed.
.............." } 30 Days Later { ".............. ..........and 300? miles form home.........
Wow the Doc was right. I lost 20 pounds and then some... BUT where am I?
Quick, someone give that girl a Porkchop!
OH! yeah, like anyone got that. They took a bad joke and just made it worse. Good God! Kill me know, or at least burn my contract!
Wow, that was GREAT! Anyone got her phone number?