Why Dogs Should Be Born Without Anuses

Author: Heid

Date: March 8, 2006

by Heid
3-08-06
Based on true events...
Hark! Mine bowels art fulleth. Hurry to yonder back door and open it kind sir.
Yeah one sec, I've only just got in from work.
Hark! Mine innards cannot take it no more. Mine feces be evacuating. Kindly watch your shoes.
No....NO DON'T!
So close.....
Lo! Some toilet roll and a plastic bag. Here thee go.
There is no God!