All comics by HelloJad

 

Fast and Furious by HelloJad 4-17-09
I hear Cheanna's still pretty hot	You could take her to the movies, I could double with Sally Yeah, we could go see 'Fast and Furious?'	Hey Cheanna! Let's NEVER go see this movie! :D We both know that's a stupid idea, Jim.

 

Guacomole by HelloJad 4-17-09
Ahhrr! Prepare to die, Kitchen Slave! I don't get paid enough for this.	You know I hear anger can seriously affect your cholesterol..	My Dad died because his cholesterol got too high! You think I might too? Let me finish this guacomole, we'll go for a nice walk.

 

Go to Hell. Tommorow is Bring your pet to work day! by HelloJad 4-17-09
Hey, don't I know you from somewhere? What?! Um. NO!.. no.. um.. heh.	Aren't you Paulie from Accounting? Nope, definately not me.	Well anyway, a bunch of us are going to go play some Poker. You wanna come? uhh.. can I bring my Dad?

 

T-Rex yeah! by HelloJad 4-17-09
Dude. What the hell are you doing in my house? Ahh! Nothing, I was just, uhmm,	Did you just touch my tail? No! I would never..	Did you want to?

 

For the love of God. by HelloJad 4-17-09
Hey, Dad, I'm going to a kid's birthday party at 5, what do you think of my costume?	Umm.. maybe if you just wore the..	Better? I can't believe he survived the abortion.

 

My hat is radder. by HelloJad 4-17-09
Hey, what a marvelous hat! I like yours also.	Would you care to accompany me to the Goldwell Charity Ball this evening? I would love to, but-	Is that a yes? Ahhhhhh holy hell!

 

Don't make me do this. by HelloJad 4-17-09
Hey, Got a nice letter for 'ya.		I guess you're going to pretend like last night didn't happen, then?

 

Let's see other people by HelloJad 4-17-09
It's Sally, she says she wants us to see other people.. Well.. there's plenty of fish in the sea, bro.	This would explain alot, although I still can't figure out where those furry handcuffs came from. It's important to remember that - oh yeah, about that, I'll be needing those back.

 

Flowershower by HelloJad 4-17-09
Dude, where the hell is your sign?	How about this?	Umm.. no.

 

You're hired! by HelloJad 4-17-09
So, why do you think you should be given this job? Well I have excellent people skills, I'm hard working and have excellent personal hygeine.	I also have this cloak in 9 other colours.	You start Monday.

 

Harvard is not your friend. by HelloJad 4-17-09
"Congratulations, you have been accepted into Harvard Law.."	Wow! Now I can finally live my dream of being a hugely successful lawyer!	4 Days later.. Hey buddy, give us a dime, c'mon why don't ya *hic* throw me some *hic* change?

 

Eating Competition 2009 - You Know You Want To!! by HelloJad 5-12-09
Hmm.. an eating competition.. What?	It says it's going to be EPIC... huh...	Chanel Day, 2009.. Well.. only an idiot wouldn't want to do THAT!!

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