The Main Course by HisJesterness3-27-06 A chef is in the kitchen preparing a nice ham. Who turned the lights off?! All of a sudden the lights come on. You're gonna pay for that! A talking pig!!! Burned the main course again I see... ...
As the Gear Turns by HisJesterness3-27-06 *sniff* We are gathered here today to pay our respect to the late Bill Gates who when diagnosed with brain cancer created the first cyborg clone. Waaaah! This prototype set the example for all others following it, myself included. noooo ho ho ho oooooh.. Too bad Mr. Gates was too cheap to spare any expense on the clone because it soon crashed! Damn that Windows 95!
