Valiant Praetorian #3 - Satan Views N0rtyness

Author: HobbieRogue4

Date: December 4, 2001

by HobbieRogue4
12-04-01
Praetorian stays up late at night, accessing his sister's screen name just to news scan his target at 1 a.m.
Oooh... Hobbie knows some fine lookin' ladies... *click, scroll, click*
"IRC, AIM, & Browser Contain n0rty things!"
Alright, here goes... *unzip!*
[FemaleLegionMember] NO, DO NOT EAT MY "PUSSY"!!!
...a Legionaire 'fights' for salvation...
Ian, why aren't you in bed and- WHAT THE HELL?! WHY ARE YOU EATING "CATS"!!!!?! AND WHY ARE YOUR PANTS DOWN YOUNG MAN?!!?! PUT THAT AWAY!!!@#$1234
One more sacrifice in the name of Legion... *FAP FAP FAP!*