Valiant Praetorian #13 - A Friend in Need

Author: HobbieRogue4

Date: December 25, 2001

by HobbieRogue4
12-25-01
HobbieRogue4 breaks the news to Preatorian...
*sniff* Welp, I finally did it. I've quit my leghumping exploits.
Awww. What a shame. *rolleyes*
*snivel* My crotch just couldn't take the pressure anymore. I can't hump everyone's legs fs! :(
Yeah, yeah... go cry me a river fs...
*sniffffff* Well, at least your girlfriend won't have to worry about having her legs raped by me, heh...
Oh shit... there goes my plans for a three-some, dammit! :(