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Author: HollywoodStew

Date: March 18, 2004

by HollywoodStew
3-18-04
I gotta talk about something that's been bothering me.
I sign online, all happy, looking forward to emails, cuz they're like little christmas presents.
Then BAM, I'm hit with dozens of pop-ups whose SOUL intention is to either make me buy something i don't want OR help me "please certain ladies" in my life.
Seriously, how am i to enjoy my web browsing?! I swear to God i'll NEVER use the internet again. Porn isn't THAT worth it. I'm a nice guy, i can find girls. I don't need awesome sweaty porn!!
**Inner Monologue**
....grab your dick and double click for porn, porn, porn....