The art of Romance

Author: HoplessGimper

Date: March 18, 2001

by HoplessGimper
3-18-01
Hello, pretty lady,
Hey. Your head is phallic and fuzzy.
Now fuck me with it!
I can't really do that, though. I'm afraid I'll lose too much respect for you.
You just met me, dickhead.
I'm going over to Fugabo's now...