It's not Halloween, like I care.

Author: Hughes.

Date: March 11, 2006

by Hughes.
3-11-06
Butch is not likely to win the pumpkin carving contest.
This is weak, even by the low standards I set for myself.
I think therefore I am.
I just spent an hour scooping your innards out and cutting holes in your face, NOW you decide to assert your cognizance??
You only just finished carving my mouth, knucklehead.
The punchline for this strip is missing, presumed dead.
You might think I'd be surprised that I'm stupider than a vegetable, but I'm really not.
At least you don't die if your candle goes out. Quick, get me some wax! My wick's starting to droop!