Cretini...... Creationists in Heaven!

Author: Hughes.

Date: August 17, 2006

by Hughes.
8-17-06
Cletus has made it to the good place!
Dang! I can't have survived that accident. Am I in Heaven?
Yes, even though you have a few funny ideas, God is pleased with your devoutness.
Hoo-ee! I knew the bible was right when it said man was created in God's own image!
Yes, about that... oh, never mind, here's God to explain things now.
The uncomfortable truth...
Well I'll be a monkey's Uncle!
More like Nephew, really.