For life.

Author: Hughes.

Date: December 10, 2006

by Hughes.
12-10-06
A Christmas message from the RSPCA.
I want to talk to you folks about the problems with buying puppies at Christmas.
Tell mi abowt bying pupizz at kissmus!!!!
Puppies may look like fun, but, truth is they're really a lot of work!
Doo they dew poopiz on floor an wont warkies and fuss and loev!
Season's Greetings everyone!
No, they need to be skinned and gutted and at least 3 hours cooking. Just buy a pre-packed turkey instead!
Sir, are you aware that running a dog kennel and a kebab shop from the same premises is a health code violation?