"Oh my achin' balls" as performed by doctor suess

Author: Humpenstein

Date: July 7, 2006

by Humpenstein
7-07-06
Some hippies in california; all skuttled and skittled.
Are passing their peace pipes; their groins stay unfiddled.
One reaches for a pipe, but he stumbles and falls; the hippie he lands on screams,
"OH MY ACHIN' BALLS!"